True Blood VS. Twilight

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Don’t pretend like you didn’t expect a True Blood or Twilight feature channel at some point, because the vampires have penetrated pop culture too deep to go unnoticed ! I’m not a die-hard fan or an obsessed tween, but I do appreciate some Taylor Lautner and Alexander Skarsgard in my life on occasion. In fact, I would be more than happy to watch just the two of them stomp around shirtless in their respective movies, and TV series.

Plot-wise it is fairly obvious that the Twilight series equals emotional porno for women. Every scene has Bella staring into Edward’s intense eyes for at least three minutes of silent tension. Even the most loyal of all fans however, stand divided on the raging debate surrounding the main characters. Team Edward or Team Jacob? Where do you stand? Take a quiz to find out. Turns out I am Team Jacob. (Probably because I said Yes to I like “lots of muscles.”)

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This Team Jacob video provides 10 convincing reasons on why you should be a Jacob Black fan. My favorite of these is #5 – “He isn’t a bloodsucker.” Seems pretty reasonable. There are at least 800 more fan-made Team Jacob videos, and an equal amount of Team Edward videos on YouTube all probably made by teenage girls between the ages of 10-16. Enjoy!

On the other hand, True Blood is much more risque, and geared towards adult audiences that prefer non-sparkling vampires. On the show, the ‘vegetarian’ vampires drink Tru Blood, a synthetic blood drink that is now available in stores. Wonder what it tastes like? Check this taste test out. Another perk of the show are the heavy southern accents that completely floor me. This compilation of Bill saying “Soookeeeh” provides an insight into what fifteen minutes of each episode sounds like.

Also, I would be lying if I said that the glaring gap in Sookie’s teeth does not bother me.